Trumpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All of his flunkies and his yes men
Couldn’t put Trumpty together again.
Off they ran to tell Prince Pence,
But Pence only sat in stony silence.
Secretly he rejoiced at the accident,
because it meant he now could be president.
The FBI investigated Trumpty’s fall
and found that the wall wasn’t a wall at all.
It wasn’t made of concrete nor even brick.
It wasn’t very high nor was it very thick.
It was made of wire and some steel slats.
With sharpened points where Trumpty had sat.
The points must have pierced Trumpty’s thin shell.
Which was the real reason Trumpty Dumpty fell
by R. Brown