Thank You for all of Your many blessings.
However, I’d like to take this opportunity to detour from the usual objects of our thanksgivings and thank You for a slightly more esoteric and—frankly—weird blessing.
Heavenly Father, I’d like to thank You for Donald J. Trump.
I’d like to thank You because having him as our Country’s “leader”, has added an additional “hashmark” to the “measuring rod” by which we measure our leaders.
Having trump as our president has broadened the spectrum across which we view our leaders—past and present, for most of us probably thought we had seen, heard of, or read about the worst leaders in history—until trump. Now we know how awfully “bad” bad can be and for that Father-God, we thank You.
We thank You that we can now better appreciate the leaders we’ve had.
We thank You, God, that we now have this experience under our belt. Father we also thank You for the other tools that this experience has granted honed and sharpened for us—tools like; Lie Detectors, B.S. Detectors, Retrospectrometers, Hindsighters, and Foresighters.
Prayerfully, with these tools on our toolbelts of life, we will be able to see the next bigoted tyrant coming from miles away—and take the necessary precautions.
And Lord, we thank You for turkey. Amen